The bookmark saga’s conclusion…

23 10 2014

I know you are desperate to know the result.

Unfortunately the book has not been handed in.

My treasured bookmark has gone forever.

And I’ll have to buy the book again to find out what a Fallen Dragon is.

I can only assume that someone has taken the bookmark, beginning to assume my identity piece by piece.

One day someone will turn up at my front door claiming to be me and will know more about me than me.

And if I forget more personal items I run the risk of Wifey accepting this new person and kicking me out.

Now, where did I leave my wallet?