The birth of a new joke…

27 09 2013

One of my favourite one-liners is from Tim Vine.

I think it was one of the top 10 jokes from the Fringe Festival in 2011:

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”

Genius.

I’m sure there will be a joke similar to this but I thought of it randomly on the tube the other day:

“Attitudes to Polish building techniques in the UK and Poland. Poles apart.”

I’ll get my coat.

A Pole.

A Pole.

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Joking aside…

25 08 2011

Apparently ‘Nick Helm’s password joke is Edinburgh Fringe funniest’.

“I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven
Dwarves.”

The number two joke wins it for me from┬álast year’s winner Tim Vine:

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”

What do you think?